Some of my own humorous haiku are blue and/or dark; some are just silly. Here are a few responses to
Mission Accomplished?
Ant with wings staggers,
then dies. Did I see him smirk?
Had he banged a queen?
Vampire Bunny
With coprophagy
as the alternative,
you might suck blood too.
Why Tall Men Walk Slowly in Gardens
A short-handled rake
waits (teeth up) to deliver
a clunk in the junk.
Silver Savior
The crowning glory
of our civilization
is, of course, duct tape.
Mellow Curmudgeon 
Jeez Mellow, you got me crying with “The Present” and now I’m literally laughing out loud!
“Why Tall Men Walk Slowly in Gardens” reminded me of a scene from Twin Peaks years ago. I had thought of it recently because a friend “binged” it on Netflix, even after I warned her not to. The instrument is not a rake, but, close enough…thanks also for, as always, improving my vocabulary. Now, if I can just figure out how to appropriately insert coprophagy into a conversation…
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I like the serendipity in the Twin Peaks clip.
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Ha! Love these!
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These are Great! I really liked and enjoyed reading this post. 🙂
Here’s hoping you’ll check out my blog too. 🙂
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